Las Vegas slip and slide

When a male urinates on a womans back then slides on her back to put his penis in her vagina.

Maybe we should try a Las Vegas slip and slide after a Colorado campfire

by The greatest Mandan October 5, 2023

Las Vegas Sandwich

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.

Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?

Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”

by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024

Lass Vegas

Da winner of da Miss Sin City beauty contest.

I prefer simple freckle-faced country girls, so Lass Vegas hopefuls would not really appeal to me all dat much.

by QuacksO January 24, 2024

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

J Vegas

The official nickname of pro golfer Jhonattan

J Vegas sliced the shit out of that ball!

by IhateAfraser February 18, 2025

Ronaldo Vegas

A reference to a certain alleged incident involving one of the most famous football players in history.

"Did you hear? Donald Trump has been accused of Ronaldo Vegasing at least 26 women!"
"No way. I can't believe a president Ronaldo Vegas'd someone..."

by FatherStone March 27, 2025

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025