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that vegan teacher

a braindead vegan who makes countless attempts to forcing you to be vegan. she also makes bad comparisons. for example, she tries to compare a gay person being bullied to the making of a steak as dacept explains that said bad comparison.
bill: have you seen that vegan teacher's mcdonald's tiktok?
jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.
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Ex-vegan

A person who chooses not to be vegan anymore and decides to add animal products back into their diet. Many vegans quit veganism due to health problems or for other reasons which means the diet isn’t clearly working for them. Some ex-vegans have said they feel much better after going to back to eating animal products. Not everyone is able to thrive on a vegan diet. These people tend to get hate comments just because they want to add animal products back into their diet. Luckily, there’s also supportive vegans out there who actually respect ex-vegans who choose not to be vegan anymore.
Ex-vegan: I have decided to not be vegan anymore which means I have added animal products back into my diet.
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Neo-Vegan

Neo-Veganism is a type of veganism that has taken a new form, that has more to do with politics and culture and not necessarily anything to do with classical veganism.
"Bro! Why are you using veganism as a' insert opinion' tool? Are you a neo-vegan?"
by Informative Brotha February 6, 2022
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Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.
Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.
by SexDr69 October 12, 2019
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Vegan Butcher

Boy, the rain really has done a number on these carrots, Jules! Let’s hope the Vegan Butcher can still hear their screams as he breaks them down.
by Mauro’s angels June 4, 2018
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vegan potluck

Formal name for a lesbian orgy. Participants usually are encouraged to bring sex toys, but men are not permitted, since "no meat" is allowed.
Sorry man, but you can't come to Jessica's vegan potluck.
by TRF012 September 18, 2009
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almost vegan

People who are trying their best to reduce and/or avoid eating any animal products (or animal by-products) or using animal based products such as leather, silk, or wool. People who are transitioning to becoming vegan and living a vegan lifestyle through veganism.
Vegans should help people who are almost vegan by supporting them to become vegan.
by The Organic Society January 27, 2019
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