Vedika P

Fat ass lady with greasy, dirty oily hair always sucking cocks thinking she's the best. Almost lesbian. Monkey ass bitch.

Vedika P a person who sucks penises every second.

by I lo vedick May 29, 2024

Vedolia

A fantasy world in which beauty is all, and all is beauty. The realm of two suns and two moons. Four gods and four goddesses.

Vedolia was once a world of peace and consonance.

by Ponderingquill June 8, 2024

vedga

The persistence of beauty.

The sunset didn't get more pretty. It's a same pretty just vedga. It's persistent beautiful.

by Brakecash June 15, 2024

Vedgie

Vagina wedgie.

Hold on, I gotta pick my vedgie out.

by Na$ty Nad$ June 23, 2024

Vedang Dey

Bit fat monkey boy with little indian boy glasses

Look at that Vedang Dey looking ahh n****

by SloanyMordino June 24, 2024

Vedgie

A wedgie but in the vagina more so than the ass

Omg, I hate this pair of underwear, they give me a vedgie everytime I wear them!

by Wendeavors June 30, 2024

Vedic Math

The ancient, mystical art of claiming math was invented by your ancestors without doing the math of actually reading the Vedas. Popular among pseudo-historians and WhatsApp scholars, it's a misinterpretation of a book by Bharati Krishna Tirtha, who himself admitted his formulas aren't Vedic but just catchy branding.

Example 1:
"My uncle said Indians invented zero and Vedic Math proves we were the smartest people ever."
"Bro, your uncle needs to subtract his ignorance first."
The mathematical equivalent of wearing a T-shirt that says "I Lift," when the only thing you’ve lifted is an internet conspiracy.

Taglines:

"Because rewriting history is easier than reading it."
"For those who think math textbooks need a spiritual awakening."

by Cipher Nomad December 4, 2024