Valentine

Usually a sore overweight loser who thinks he’s a model and can get any chick he wants. Typically drinks mikes hard lemonade because beer has a nasty taste. Misses Dallas but also misses his diet plan.

Woah guys it’s valentine, he’s still fucking fat.

by TwinCityBallers69 January 29, 2020

Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest

Dawn is going to Greece for a Shirley valentine

by Shmeels February 8, 2022

Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice

person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"

by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023

valentines day

international sex day. A.K.A single awareness day

nuff said

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single

by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020

valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.

That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.

by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022

Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.

“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”

by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021

Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.

Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen

by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022