valentin

the one who screws up every good thing that happens to them

“wow is that valentin?”
“yeah I heard he screws up every good thing that happens to him”

by scopthicc February 11, 2021

St Valentine's Day Massacre

(Referencing Al Capone's Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929)

When you break up with your girlfriend on St Valentine's Day.

If you are not a misogynistic son of a bastard do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre on your girlfriend.

by Sexydimma September 24, 2014

Valentine

You usually meet a Valentine at a party! Fun comes with her as well as interesting discussions, you can talk about anything with her. She is always there, no matter how much you see her it’s never enough, cause life without Valentine is boring. Just move in with her it’s easier! She tends to live the FastLife, and has only time for her cat. If you are looking for her, go to a rough bar she ll be there ! A pretty waitress, beautiful smile...

What is Valentine doing tonight ?

Ow she is going to the Rough!

by vitaveloce2021 November 22, 2021

Charlotte Valentin

The hottest person ever, also looks like Kate moss and has a beautiful sense of style and humor and is known for that

Q: Who is Charlotte Valentin

A: Only the hottest person ever

by Sickandtire.d May 20, 2021

Valentines Day

Another bullshit day of Getting pissed off and exposing the most cringy Fucking things to say to say.

VALENTINES DAY Is just another bullshit day

by PenisBBreath February 8, 2019

Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

Valentine’s Day

A day where you throw your slipper at couples cause they make you feel too single.

Person 1: look it’s a couple they make me feel so single

Person 2: I know right. WAIT! It’s Valentine’s Day you know what that means

Person 1: you bet I do

by ||_S1MP_|| January 26, 2021