pulling a José Vasquez

Slang Term used to describe a situation where someone accidentally eliminates a person that's important for a plan to work out.

Term is taken from the character of the same name in the movie "Dog eat Dog" that should give them their money but gets shot by accident because the 3 main characters confused him with the husband of the woman they should actually kidnap.

Person 1: " ok we're done when will we get the money."

Person 2: " you idiots shot the guy that should deliver the money!"

Person 1: " What? But wasn't he the husband of the woman whose baby we were supposed to kidnap?"

Person 2: "Nope.

Seems like you were pulling a José Vasquez. "

by Reila February 23, 2022

Vass

When a girl gets fingered sooo much that her vagina and her ass, becomes one, and forms the vass.

Wow, i heard she got fisted so many times, she started a vass!

by hey,sexy[; November 10, 2010

Vaseem

my boo! he is sooooooooooo sexy. he's got a wkd dress sense, a cool car, gr8 luks, g's and a well nice personality. he's mine, all mine!

'I luv ya babe. ur so fine, dayum, ur all mine! HAHA!'

by baby gurl xoxox April 20, 2005

king vash

to be sexy and rich, while being a legend at the same time

dude, i am so king vash

wow, kiera knightly is soooo king vash

by the one February 27, 2005

Vast Majority

1. Possibly the most over-used, tired and tautological phrases ever to have survived in the English language. 2. Majority: The greater number or part; a number more than half of the total. 3. Vast: Very great in size, number, amount, or quantity.

The big-large VAST MAJORITY of voting-voters didn't not electify Dubya.

by Jambone March 29, 2004

Vasquez

A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.

"Hey man, that "Vasquez" so gave me the reach around last night."
"Yeah, "Vasquez" made me his jelly donut slave last night too!"

by PunkyG July 6, 2010

Jhonen Vasquez

Creator of Invader Zim, the single greatest animation after The Simpsons and Futurama.

Meats of evil..

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 26, 2003