Upper Jizzer

When someone ejaculates in the back part of the toilet.
I was trying to be discreet so I took an upper jizzer in the bathroom
by Blomblom2396 June 05, 2024
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upper jizzer

The act of ejaculating in the top part of a toilet then flushing to coat the inside of the bowl.
Hey can you leave that picture of Sydney Sweeney in the bathroom I gotta take an upper jizzer
by Blomblom2396 March 10, 2024
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Show-Upper

How about something like :

Show-upper: a person that consistently shows up to shit that they signed up for and doesn’t flake
“Hey, is Michelle going to showmor what?” “ Dude, chill, she’s a show-upper, she’ll be here”
by One who’s not so wise June 28, 2018
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Upper-bi

A person (usually female) who likes women sexually, but will only play with them from the waist up.
Waist down for them is a no-go.
Carly thinks Angelina is super hot but she's upper-bi & will only make out with her & play with her boobies.
by LvR4NoQrOw June 04, 2021
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Upper-class twit

A term used to describe progressive, and wealthy urbanites, and other types of people cut from a similar cloth who have no common sense, and whose wealth has sheltered them from having to deal with problems, hardships, and responsibilities that most functional adults learn to deal with from a young age.
The progressives are lining their own pockets to the detriment of the country and it's citizens and running the nation into the ground in the process.

They don't realize because they are upper-class twits.
by November 13, 2020
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Upper Arlington

Some kid literally masturbated in the middle of the school out in the wide open for everyone to see.

Where do i start:

So there's this kid named Charlie. hes a very unique looking specimen. he gets all the ladies (or at least he thinks). Has 0 rizz. His dad looks like a toe.

Umm German exchange students smoked weed in the main bathrooms and the dumbass people that go to ua made a whole big mosh pit of people around the bathrooms while the egg head principle stood there like the NPC he is.

Ryan aka the biggest bowling ball. I dont know how bro would sometimes walk down the stairs and not fall. Most times he takes the elevator and i dont know how it supported his fat ass.

There's a big bitch there that wears the same outfit every single day. like she is def smelly 😷

Honorable Mentions of ua:
Rankin - walks like he is wearing a buttplug constantly
Cmerr38 - looks like a sardine from spongebob, liked posts on instagram are naked girls and porn (two black guys and one white girl)
Bella - slut of ua, makes everyone want to kill themselves

if you go to ua and see this no you didn't
by pumpum123 February 12, 2023
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Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.
You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.
by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023
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