Twat Kwan Do 

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.

Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"

Twat Kwan Do by datwatter December 31, 2014

twat tease 

Male who leads on or teases someone sexually, but then does not partake in kissing/shagging etc.

John: I was doing her but then I just stopped when she almost came.
Peter: You are such a twat tease.

Jane: I wanted to have sex with him but he couldn't get it up. He's a twat tease.

twat tease by RinuCZ November 3, 2008

twat on the cob 

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

twat on the cob by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009

twat monkey 

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

twat monkey by Elizzle May 19, 2006

Twat Sphere 

When women sit on the ground in a circle pleasuring one another with their fingers.

The female equivalent to a Circle Jerk.

"I'm having some friends over, you girls up for a twat sphere?"

Twat Sphere by JssePwell January 11, 2012

twat hamock

a device for storing ones twat while it is not in use...i.e. Knickers!!

"Now we've finished shagging i'll just slip my twat back in its hamock!

twat hamock by Scattyman May 1, 2005

twat stack 

a grouping of twats; collected and placed one on top of the other

Hey, check out that twat stack. it's 6 twats high.'Gotta feel bad for the twat at the bottom. 2 more twats, and she'd be crushed.

twat stack by mikey_v July 1, 2009