Basically Netflix and Chill when you're alone. Order in some chicken nuggets (Netflix optional) and have a wank
by Phoenix light December 19, 2022
When a Lassie lays upon a lad and the lad squeezes both of the lassie's jugs in the manner of milking a cow
by Crusty bean dip May 19, 2020
When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.
by I have a PhD in words January 01, 2018
The use of hollowing out a sausage and then filling it with piss and using it to shove it up sombodys asshole
by TheRealAdamSandler June 28, 2020
You know when your roommate knocks on your door when you're tugging brain and asks, "can I come in?" and you yell as loud as you can from your gut "TUGGGGGGGGGIN BRAAAAAAAAIN!"
by Rawdogginitsince96 August 10, 2021
by jcstreetz November 19, 2014
The act of pulling vigorously with ones mouth upon the aft portions of dead and bloated seals on the beach. This is most commonly done by the most vile of canine species. A pre-sterilization process of urininating upon the carcass is also quite common, known as "seasoning". A North Atlantic variant is known as "The Digby Tug". Other similar activities are Carkrubbing (frottage), Carkface Nuzzling, and the most rare, Carkspooning. They are all basically the canine interpretations of necrophilia.
"Wowzers, look at Digby go! He's a real champ at Carkhole Tugging! What a way to get the day started!"
by Nathanialowl September 09, 2013