Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
Get the Tube tuggingmug. Refers to da gentle "urging nudges" dat you give da thigh of a snuggly chick who's lovingly spooning you in bed wif her arm around you; it involves reaching back and softly curing your fingers around behind her upper thigh and then giving a couple of small squeezes with your fingertips to mean, "Can I have your leg, too?" Da cutie then obligingly swings her juicy leg forwards and drapes it over your upper legs so dat you can savoringly caress her soft warm ample thigh, massage her smooth rounded calf, and/or cradle her plump rubbery toes in yer fingers.
Tiffany usually remembers dat I love having her put both her arm and leg over me when we take a nap together, but anytime she forgets, a simple leg-request tug is all I need to do to immediately be rewarded wif a soft warm plump lower-extremity dreamily embracing me, as well.
by QuacksO August 6, 2019
Get the leg-request tugmug. by Big berry 1 September 7, 2018
Get the Uber tugmug. The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat
The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia
by justnothomo November 20, 2021
Get the Pennsylvania War Tugmug. Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016
Get the Grub and tugmug. This is when a dude get his junk tugged by another person as a form of torment, torture, retaliation, or punishment. Not something performed by your comrades! Akin to it's distant cousin the junk punch this act distinctly involves the member directly and not the adjacent coin purse, and may be augmented by a lateral jerk or twist.
As I got out of the shower my wife was bent over blow drying her hair I smacked her ass. She did not approve so she reached through her legs and gave me a junk tug to let me know.
by Bloody Snotbubble August 7, 2011
Get the junk tugmug. The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.
“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”
by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024
Get the Kentucky tug-of-warmug.