Trunking, is the act of backing one’s ass up to another’s and proceeding to take a dump into their ass, usually with a turd on the girthy and lengthy side.
“Oh my gosh, Alan trunked me last night for the first time!”
“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”
“Wow Sara! Darryl is the king of trunking, you should try it with Sean!”
by TheKinkyKitten January 30, 2024
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Get the princess trunks mug.A woman, typically of the trailer park meth user variety, who you bring along in your car for the purpose of evading traffic tickets. Primarily dwells in the trunk or other non-visible locations in the vehicle until deployment is necessary.
Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
Must possess a high enough level of obesity to be mistakenly identified as pregnant.May or may not service you depending on the size of meth rock you pay her in.
"Heard Billy got pulled over doing 90 in a 50. Good thing his trunk bunny was there to scream she was having a miscarriage."
by Prosebunaga January 22, 2023
Get the Trunk Bunny mug.When you stay the night as a guest at someone's home that you are nit particularly fond of and they have a sofa fold out bed, in the morning, take shit on the bed, then fold it back up for a surprise they will be sure to love the next time they use it.
Derek: " Yo you spend the night at your ex's house last night?"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
Jake: " Yea bro, we finished all the legal documents for the divorce, by time we were done it was late and I had a little bit to much to drink. She let me crash on her sofa bed couch. That morning before she woke up, I took a huge shit that came out like soft served ice-cream in the middle of the sofa bed. I pulled the sheet & comforter up over my nasty, smelly shit, then being the polite guest that I am, folded the bed back into the sofa. HA! THAT'S WHAT THAT BITCH GETS FOR TRYING TO GET HALF OF EVERYTHING I OWN FROM ME!!"
DEREK: " WOO HOO HOO! No way man, you left her a Mexican Trunk Muffin?! Man I wish I could see her face when she finds that!"
by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022
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Get the Trunk Monkey mug.Trunk head is a name to describe someone of little intelligence who likes to bum around and blame others for things randomly.
by AntiTrunkHead November 21, 2023
Get the trunk head mug.When you're drunk but you've also eaten so much turkey that you don't know if your turkey drunk or alcohol drunk.
Let's all get TRUNK this Thanksgiving holiday weekend and have a safe time.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
We bout ta get tha trunkest ever dog.
by Sprky33 November 25, 2023
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