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Person 2: I know what you mean. No one thinks about eachother any more.
Person 1: Well not all of us, mostly these ignorant Trumpet fucks.
Person 2: Trumpet fucks?
Person 1: Yea. You don’t know what they’re called? Scared ignorant Trump supporters! Just call them Trumpets.
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1. Dang. I wish all these Trumpets would settle down. All the Trumpets sounding at once are certainly quite chaotic and loud, and are a distraction to my daily life.
2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!
3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
2. All these Trumpets sounding at once energize me and are music to my freedom-loving ears!
3. Trumpets are easily avoidable. Bring ear buds everywhere in case escape is not possible in a Trumpet-saturated environment. Look out for, and avoid, large pickups with oddly gigantic political flags. This is a silent Trumpet. Many Trumpets will self-identify without incident. (I.E. hats, tshirts, bumper stickers).
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