Trumpet Schlong

When one’s penis is flared at the end, somewhat resembling a trumpet or other brass instrument.

“Yo Jack, did you see that?! Fidel’s got mad trumpet schlong!

by Crumbling peen October 17, 2020

Trumpet Dick

To stick your dick inside of a trumpet, and for it to play.

Well after he fucked the trumpet, he became a trumpet dick!
His dick is now the shape of a trumpet, and can play the trumpet on its own!

by Tea Boyoyoyoyoyoy October 17, 2020

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017

Trumpet-in-chief

Alternative title for President Trump, one of the greatest propounders of stupid bullshit the world's ever seen.

Nobody trumpets stupid, stupid bullshit like him. Believe it, nobody. It's unpresidented. Sad!

A: So, our president just tweeted again...
B: What's the Trumpet-in-chief come out with this time, or do I not want to know?

A: Would you look at that, our Trumpet-in-chief just managed to say something self-contradictory AND hypocritical, and in the space of only two sentences! Impressive even by his standards!
B: Damn man, give a guy a break already! Being informed about a topic like immigration, and able to talk about it without sounding like a blathering, inconsistent idiot can't be easy you know- he's only the president after all!

by Charlemagne1993 September 13, 2017

Fiery trumpet

After a night of spicy indian food with your female date, while getting head while she is on all fours you wrap your arms around her stomach performing somewhat of a heimlich maneuver spraying spicy fecal matter about the room.

"Had a fun date bro gave Samanta the old fiery trumpet"

by Mtg187 September 19, 2017

trumpet

Refers to games that have too much water.

"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"

by Benas-545 September 28, 2017

trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

by Must Stank October 1, 2017