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Tampon

Jordan always crying around bout work, he needs a tampon
by Nublife March 24, 2023
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Tampon

Have you seen tampon today? I heard he took it up the ass the other night.
by Cheeseman69123 June 8, 2023
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tampon tim

The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing August 7, 2024
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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tampon Tim

The most freakish VP candidate in US history.
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?

Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.

Everyone: Be more honest.

Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
by bruh 🙂 August 30, 2024
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tomonix

Tomonix is the balance of the dialectual variance of Tom's language and how people perceive it by their own cultural slang.
(Tom-onyx)
Tom's Tomonix are very descriptive, short and savvy almagams of words, befitting the dialect.
by TomTheGiantLeprechaun September 19, 2023
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Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
omg he was a tampon muncher
by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023
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