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Geography teacher

A bunch of dickheads getting a bunch of unconfirmed bullshit trough your head.
-Wow what a bitch!
-Dude she’s worst then my geography teacher!
by Thelocalbitchboy May 11, 2022
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Instagram Teacher

An older sibling who has social media and teaches you how to use it properly, or insists on you getting it so they can do so.
"Yo, my instagram teacher just taught me how to use a filter!"

"Man, I wish my older brother was an instagram teacher"
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Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO
by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023
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Science teacher

A science teacher is someone who teaches science to a group of people usually students. They are usually stubborn and impatient and tend to make there students do useless things called "labs". They are super important in our education.
My science teacher, Miss Durdia is a stubborn bitch who teaches us nothing but how to survive her annoying ass.
by Very angry student June 8, 2023
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Snowman's 'Tache

After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
by Lazarou Monkey Terror February 29, 2012
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Can't teach give-a-shit

Phrase used to explain the inability to force another to display conscientious behavior to complete a task properly; the inability to impart upon another individual a sense of duty or obligation (give-a-shit) that would otherwise be felt by a normal person in the same role. Usually used as a reactionary expression of disappointment and/or exasperation.
Ex 1. Employer describing employees: "Every time a copier runs out of paper, my employees will just use another copier instead of filling the first one up... you just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 2. Homeowner describing contractor: "I hired some painters to paint my house and they didn't bother to remove the shutters around the windows, now only one side of the shutters are painted and the house color behind the shutters is unchanged! You just can't teach give-a-shit!"

Ex 3. Parent describing their child: "My son keeps leaving the door wide open when he leaves for school. No matter how many times I remind him, he never remembers to close the door behind him. I guess you just can't teach give-a-shit."
by Dougboyisms June 9, 2013
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that one teacher

That one teacher who thinks you have all the free time in the world
John: oh my god we got a reading book and a project on Christmas from Mrs oberkurky!
Joe: You always have that one teacher.
by Wiener dogs February 14, 2017
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