meat port

Any orifice on a male or female able to accept a penetrating organ or object. (eg. mouth, vagina, anus, folds of flab on a fatty, etc)

Generally used by fucktards who work in computer related professions.

"Hey Milton, check out the meat ports on Leon. I sure would enjoy giving him a chili dog with everything on it!"

by psychod@d February 20, 2005

Meat Day

(Noun) An event to honor amazing meat products (Beef, Chicken, and Pork) by consuming only meats and beer for a twenty four hour period.

Bill attended a Meat Day and ate his weight in chicken wings and sausages

by jmax June 10, 2013

meat duff

A term coined by Australian sailors for a large piece of red meat (usually a full steak or several slices of roast) that are eaten as a dessert during the main meal of the day.

I just had two serves of meat duff and now I am as full as a WRAN in a maneating contest.

by Irish471 July 30, 2008

Blue Meat

Primarily referring to human females. When breast tissue displays an above average level of blue (deoxygenated) veins, it can be referred to as "Blue Meat". The area around the breasts generally retains its normal skin tone.

"I was with a very hot MILF last night; there was a lot of Blue Meat".

by PopeMichael March 01, 2010

Small meat

Meat that is small

“Gee man, thats some small meat!”

by Welcome home my dude December 07, 2018

meat thimble

A juicy treat, the tip of the phallus.

She wondered what was continuously poking her as they spooned, it was the gentleman's semi-erect meat thimble.

by T-Rexi February 23, 2014

meat bullets

abnormally long nipples, especially when aroused they will protrude twice the length of the average woman's nipples.

Damn, look at the meat bullets on that girl, I would try to nibble on one but it might choke me

by scorpioeric July 11, 2009