Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

I know where you live

i found you, if you don't start running then i'll make you do so

Person 1 : Amognus is relevant
Person 2 : I know where you live

by FostCore July 24, 2023

where do you get money ?

the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !

that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !

if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "

by michael foolsley May 07, 2022

Where your ears been sittin at?

An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately

I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?

by Civillian November 22, 2015

Where Can You Buy Cocaine

Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?

Either you are an addict.

Or your way to bored in school.

Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?

Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.

by Jack Frost 713 February 05, 2020

fantastic beasts and where to find them

A movie where "Newt" (Eddie Redmayne) wrecks New York by losing his shit (the fantastic beasts). And there were never even any wizards in America anyways! What the hell David Yates.

Did you see Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them? It was... interesting.

by Voiceless Knight December 29, 2016

a place where you can eat

Anywhere that's sweet, awesome or just a good place to be, especially in reference to a place to party or hang out.

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I went to Chris's and smoked there.
Guy 1: Oh how was it?
Guy 2: It's a place where you can eat

by geoffm May 18, 2007