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tijuana trumpet

You’re getting blown by some dudes girl and she blows your load into his dick like a trumpet.
I was hanging out with Jillian the other day and she wanted to give me and Jimmy and Tijuana trumpet and it was only 4th date but… we did it anyways.
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A strong , unbreakable , Italian woman who is brave , intelligent, and powerful.
The Titana came saw and conquered.

Tijuana telephone 

Peeing in one’s partner’s breakfast cereal and forcing them to eat it while they scream “hungry hungry hippo” at the top of his/her lungs

Tijuana Iguana 

I stopped at the truck stop late last night and was approached by a Tijuana Iguana.
Tijuana Iguana by Martini17 October 1, 2024
A bad thick bitch,pretty,loyal,and hate weird people.She love her friends but don’t play that weird shit #getyouatiana.
Boy 1:DAMN WHO THICK ASS IS THAT?!?!
Boy 2:SHITTTT
Boy 1 girlfriend:that’s tiana🙄
tiana by afuckinslime December 23, 2024

Tijuanan Taco 

This is where people celebrate Mexican culture with their amigos in a very intimate way. This is for the hombres only as it requires male genitals and at least one set of foreskin.

Imagine the scene. It's the day of the dead and two tattooed up cartel members are feeling festive but also hungry. They strip each other down exposing more macho skin artwork and scars from their illegal goings on. They are dead set on each other's cocks. They decide then it is the perfect evening for a Tijuanan Taco! They quickly grab some guacamole and sour cream and squirt it inside each other's foreskins, then carefully insert the meat, the meat being their phallic pulsating gland onto each other's foreskins. A notion commonly referred to as docking or frotting. Some sour cream and guacamole will spill but not to worry they proceed to master bate each other until they climax inside each other's penile hoods. Then it's drop to each other's knees or a good old fashioned 69 to gobble up the nutrition provided by the freshly made Tijuanan Taco!
Jose and Gomez did a very dirty tijuanan taco last night! Their penis smelt of guacamole for a good week afterwards providing a lasting memory and a moment for pause and tranquility in their otherwise violent gang lifestyle.
Tijuanan Taco by Huffdaddie January 23, 2025