ticketyboo

A word Tom Graves uses to positively indicate an item has been checked off a list.

Tom Graves: Do you have a costume for the relay?
Me: Yes, I have a full-on, adult cow costume with udders and everything that I'll be running in.
Tom Graves: Well then you're all ticketyboo.
Me: What?

by Stevo90277 April 19, 2010

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

logan searfoss

that logan is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

by wrinkleman May 4, 2018

Golden Ticket

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.

Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...

by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010

plane ticket

1g of weed

Can I got 2 plane tickets?

by dzenkins August 24, 2013

Thicke of the Night

Based on Alan Thicke's failed talk show "Thicke of the Night", this sexual act takes place while spooning your lady. The male must be the 'spooner', meaning he faces the backside of the woman. While she sleeps, he proceeds to slip his engorged penis into her dirty starfish, or anus.

Two things will happen as this takes place:

1. Your hair will form into a rock-hard brillo pad-esq shell and you will speak in a pinched arrogant tone bemoaning Michael's inability get his act together because he spends too much time hanging with Boner.

2. The position, like it's talk show namesake, will be cancelled as your lady's dirty starfish pinches off your manhood.

I gave Charlize a Thicke of the Night when she fell asleep watching Growing Pains.

by John Stone December 13, 2008

golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.

Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"

by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010

meal ticket

an older man who shelters or showers with gifts/money his younger male lover.

"so what're you, his meal ticket?"
"no, dick is my WARD. says so on the cover."

by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003