Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before

Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction

by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022

Tube Noob

Someone who can't ride on the train properly and keep on falling into other people.

on the tube
Dude: Watch as I ride this train with no hands!
Friend: Why? You're just going to fall into me again, you're SUCH a Tube Noob

by Ruberducky June 12, 2010

Surfing the Tube

When you're on YouTube clicking one video after the next. Watching whatever looks interesting.

Friend: whoa you look like you haven't slept in days
You: that's because I haven't, I've been surfing the tube all night

by Cease your faggotry August 29, 2017

Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

tube stash

1) Mons Pubis
2) Pubic Mound
3) the adipose tissue lying above the pubic bone of adult women, anterior to the symphysis pubis. The mons pubis forms the anterior portion of the vulva, and limits the perineal region proximally and anteriorly.

The guy is such a DOUCHE BAG!
No man, DOUCHE BAG is so over. That guy is a TUBE STASH!

by NiagaraSantaCon.com February 3, 2010

heathen tube

A Heathen Tube is another name for an airplane.

targent: "What is it about being in an airplane that makes everyone buckwild for ginger ale? Literally everyone be ordering it.
transhumanisticpranspermia: "Ginger grow in the ground, so it keeps you connected to God's earth while you're thousands of feet up in the heathen tube.

by Ladis Washerum November 11, 2022