Noodle Nubbers

Unusually long and round nipples

It was so cold you could totally see her Noodle Nubbers

by DickDrangus December 24, 2013

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

Noodle Tits

Tits that have long nipples

" I pulled down her shirt and she had noodle tits"

by XXXSuckMyFuckXXX April 2, 2016

noodle wanker

1. One who plays guitar

2. One who masturbates profusely (male specific)

Guy 1: this band is so good

Guy 2: guy is a real noodle wanker

by Noodlewankassdankass February 19, 2009

Puppy Noodle

A new term for a snake.

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!

by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018

flying noodle

When you have sex in space

My favorite sex position is the flying noodle. It's out of this world!

by Nopenoodle March 7, 2015

warm noodle

When it’s cold outside and you get a boner that goes down against your leg, feeling like a warm noodle.

Me: Dude i was outside and my warm noodle came again.

by crustmeister December 18, 2017