When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
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Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024
Get the Wisconsin Blowdryer mug.A redneck replacement for white claw, popularized by Midwest transplants of the Pacific Northwest; 1 shot dark rum, 1 can La Croix.
by boobitters March 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Wisconsin mug.Wisconsin milksogdog is a rare cuisine shared amongst the white community consisting of a large mug (preferably chilled) of milk (whole vitamin D. Heavy cream watered down 2% is also acceptable) with slices of raw, boiled, or grilled hotdogs added for flavor
Me: Hey Philski you wanna get an appetizer of Wisconsin milksogdog’s?
Philski: What kind of stupid question is that? No ketchup obviously
Philski: What kind of stupid question is that? No ketchup obviously
by Will.iam0626 April 2, 2019
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Samantha begged me to perform the ole Wisconsin Waffle Stomp last night. Thankfully we installed the 2 inch drain in the shower.
by Gordon Keith's Butler December 3, 2023
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It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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