Depressed Whaling

The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.

"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."

"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"

by E-Squared February 11, 2013

Bailed and Whaled

When you leave the party to have sex with a horrendously large partner

Why’d you leave the party so early last night? Oh sorry I bailed and whaled

by Harpoon#1 July 5, 2018

whale sex

idk its cool yay

finn: did you see those whales
Max: yeah they were having whale sex
Finn: yeh
Max: yeh Finn rieniets

Finn: yes Max downs thats the proof

by deveta124372726347345y5u4 3nr February 7, 2021

whale brigade

The whale brigade is something found in every high school. It is a group of overweight females that have banded together as one and become friends. Their leader is called "the beached whale". They parade around town trying to get into parties only to find they can't fit through the door. They think they're hot shit and try to hook up with males.

I tried to get into the gymnasium today but the whale brigade was cluster fucking it.

by BadLarry September 19, 2016

Rusty whale

When an obese man has anal sex while on his back, the partner moves off quickly so the man ejactulates straight up in the air mimicking a whale blowing from its blow hole.

Last night I met a large man at the Golden Corral, took him home and he gave me a rusty whale, I bet the cum is still on his ceiling!

by Moby D. February 19, 2021

Whale Goth

A very fat and obese goth that prawls around town at night looking for young girls to eat and cast spells on.

That whale goth sure looks hungry, we better hide or find a mandy to protect us.

by alittlefish May 17, 2012

Sperm Whaling

When a female lays on her back, lifts her legs in the air and forcefully expels, from her vagina, the semen that has just been gifted to her. Like the spout from a whale's blow hole

Me: I showed Adam my new party trick last night. Now he has to clean the curtains.
Friend: what was it?

Me: sperm Whaling

by Shelbusxo January 15, 2016