turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021

Open Season

When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.

Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.

by Dan Maslanka May 13, 2005

silly season

any time when the silly things people do are frequently reported in the media

You know its silly season when the odd news section is chock full of new articles.

by The Return of Light Joker October 25, 2008

Seasoned Gamers

A group of individuals who gather online, typically on xbox live, who share homo-erotic tendencies and like to talk about who penis is bigger, though all but a few lack the intelligence required to actually measure.

Hey mate, that's so Seasoned Gamers, now blow me.

by SG Anonymous December 13, 2010

Corvette Season

The season after winter when people start driving their Corvettes again

This snow is giving me the blues, I cannot wait until Corvette Season so I can drive my Corvette again!

by Moltres Rider March 9, 2012

Seasonal Hoes

Friends that only talk to you when they are having a problem or got no one else to talk to.

Friends that come to you like an ex when they want dick/pussy

Half my friends are seasonal hoes.

by You mad March 13, 2016