Ranch bottling

When your doing anal and cum inside and they goes to the bathroom and squeeze the cum out of their ass.

What happened between you and Robbie.

I did anal with Robbie and was ranch bottling for half an hour after.

by Oh boy why did I think of this August 11, 2019

Ranch Kiss

A "Ranch Kiss" is a normal kiss or making out with a sweet semen drizzle on the lips.

A: "Hey, man, can I hit that?"

B: "Sorry, I would let you but she gave me a ranch kiss this morning."

A: "Ew?"

by Definitely Not Alex May 6, 2025

ranch

a person that is most likely to get mad for no reason and is very annoying

"omg...my brother is such a ranch."

by dxddylalala March 5, 2020

Dab of ranch

When at a social party (where drinking is present) an unattended drink is ejaculated in. When the owner of said “drink” returns, the cummer watches from a distance as the victim drinks from the glass.

MAYNE I WAS TANYAS AND SAW DAVID GIVE CHARLIE A DAB OF RANCH.

by BangLocalCheeseburgers January 9, 2024

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)

Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva

by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011

Ranch Mommy

Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.

“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”

by Game is game May 18, 2024