A phrase expressing shock at a person's size. Republicans are known to suck the blood of the poor as primary sustenance. Naturally, a Republican may become quite fat when allowed to feast freely on the poor.
Look at that guy walking into Wal-Mart to buy Twinkies! He's fatter than a Republican in a tub full of poor people.
by Nick S December 5, 2004

sigma 9 year old: “ the portugal airport is that way, and where's ronaldo? he's crying in his car! poor ronaldo
by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut January 17, 2023

When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...
by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

by Just pawns July 9, 2021

When in rural texas you can afford a 6000 sq ft house, a ranch and a 40 acre farm but you live in Columbia M D and cant afford shit. Atleast you can afford a months rent for a 400 sq foot apartment
by gummibearandrew2 May 6, 2023

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor
by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts
if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN
by poorhiddenstashistan June 14, 2011
