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Nipple Vest

A vest which is sometimes seen being worn on the gym by the really built users. Importantly, it is only allowed to be worn by somebody especially built - though a fat person is highly unlikely to be wearing one anyway.

The main feature of this vest is that it is very narrow at the front, which means that nipples can easily be seen protruding from the sides - hence its name.

The purpose behind wearing a nipple vest is to emphasize the size of the pectoral muscles. It can also be seen as an intimidating device for the beginners, as if to say "It will take you a long time till you can wear one of these, son"
-"Dude, check out that guy, he is wearing a nipple vest!"
-"Yeah, he must be huge!"
by David Deltoid June 6, 2010
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Nipple Cheese

Accumulations of various matter that build up inside inverted nipples, often smelling and taking on a similar texture to that of rotten cheese.
Her nipples were innies, and when I sucked on them, her nipple cheese came out. It was rather disgusting, but oddly it turned me on.
by Juice Billington December 1, 2010
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nipple woody

when the tip of the nipple hardens after freezing or interested in sex.
Lydia had a nipple woody after being in the frozen food section.
by velvy June 4, 2007
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Needle Nipples

Nipples that taper off at the end, forming the shape of a needle. Often sharp enough to pierce human flesh! Ridiculously sexy and dangerous.
Hello. Can I see your needle nipples?
by FredBilly January 20, 2009
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sausage nipples

someone more common of a male having nipples that resemble the diameter of a sausage
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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nipple junkie

a nipple junkie is a person who isn't just fascinated by nipples but they are addicted to them. A nipple junkie is generally a poor person(sometimes homeless) that dosent do anything throughout their day unless it involves getting their nipple fix. Nipple junkies can get their "fix" in multiple ways. The most common way is for the junkie to place a hard nipple in between their two front teeth and as the nipple is locked in place the junkie vibrates his or her tounge until the junkie has recevied their full fix. A junkies maximum fix level could be anywhere from 6 to 21 gocks (gocks are used as a way of measuring energy received by a nipple). There are countless other ways for junkies to get their fix and recieve just as many gocks. Nipple junkies are usually relaxed people even if they dont have their fix. Nipple junkies have their addiction revealed usually when their victims wake up and are having their nipples molested.
i fell asleep at the bus stop and i woke to a ravaging nipple junkie with my hard nipples in his eye.
by cpajg December 30, 2010
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Slippy Nipple

The Slippery Nipple is a layered cocktail shooter most commonly composed of Baileys Irish Cream and Sambuca. When prepared properly, the ingredients separate into two distinct visible layers. The layering is due to the relative densities of the ingredients. The Baileys takes the edge off the anise-flavored Sambuca.

It is also a wet small projection of skin containing the outlets for 15-20 lactiferous ducts arranged cylindrically around the tip. or nipple, tits, honkers, breasts etc
Ah look at those soaking slippy nipples

Mate buy me a slippy nipple these beer isnt flowing!
by Bournemouth Massive December 13, 2009
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