Armenian Handshake

While a girl is sleeping you shave your pubes, then jizz on her face and when she wakes up you throw the pubes on and around her face.

My girlfriend ate the big piece of chicken, so I waited til she fell asleep and gave her an Armenian Handshake.

by kudaze July 27, 2010

cincinatti handshake

when someone(i.e. your neighbor's kid) offers you their hand and its full of poo.

My neighbor's little baby walked up to me offering a cincinatti handshake, a handful of something. As I looked closer I realized the texture looked strange and I suddenly saw that she had a handful of shit.

by frankinscense March 4, 2010

Mexican Handshake

Hand job + hot sauce = Mexican Handshake

It is customary to end an interview with a firm handshake. Note: a Mexican Handshake will severely reduce one's chances of landing the desired job. Unless the interviewer is into that sort of thing.

by Amateur Dentist December 18, 2009

mormon handshake

Is when one Mormon goes out of his was to help another Mormon. The one that needs the help is the one that does the handshaking by chocking on the other cock. Long and hard.

Rich lost his job and needs money so he calls his Mormon brother for a job. After the Mormon handshake he gets the job. Usually with more pay the all the other coworkers.

by Shrek6840 November 12, 2013

Scoutmasters Handshake

Greeting another male by grabbing their genitals instead of their hand.

My neighbor gave me a scoutmasters handshake at the block party last summer...and every day since.

by dickpeterson, PI September 16, 2009

Devil's Handshake

When you greet your friend, instead of hugging, shaking hands or fisting pumping - you quickly reach for their butt, insert your fingers directly into their anus, gripping your thumb around one cheek and shake. While seemingly a prank, it is actually a gesture of great closeness and intimacy.

Across the busy bar, Marlon spotted his best mate rob and quickly proceeded to give him a Devil's handshake.

by on July 3, 2021

Huckleberry Handshake

A Hand Job, Jerking off someone, Kissing ass through manual stimulation

My brother went to the beach on a company function this weekend. It was a shame to watch that guy as he was hanging out with the bosses and handing out a Huckleberry Handshakes to everyone of them. Some people will do anything for a raise!!!!!

by Butterman 14 June 11, 2013