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Jailhouse Gym

A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.
Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."
by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020
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gym bird

The common gym bird is found within the gym flying from pole to pole. Usually not staying for a long period of time and eating a lot of your grain.
The girl is a gym bird! This is her 4th dude in the same gym!
by HotCarlExpress May 1, 2016
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Gym Whale

When he/she is an avid gym attender but look like a fat fuck.
Also often wears gymshark clothing.
by Stiff Daddy 66 April 17, 2023
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Gym Flexing

When some one is acting like they can do something, when damn well you know they can't, Just to make themselves look good
Yo stop gym flexing, you know you can't lift 200 lbs
by KingMonteiro July 21, 2015
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Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.
Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'
by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018
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Gym Nerd

a person who always talks about going to the gym. Everything is about gym.
and also a word for people when someone mentions about going to the gym once.
Me:"If u used ur hours from playing roblox to going to the gym you'd be ripped asf"
10 year old on roblox:"YoUr SUcH a GyM nErD yOu ShOuLdN't Be FoRcInG PeOpLe" blah blah blah.
by shadbicky June 3, 2023
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Gym lad

“Daddy, what is a gym lad?” The girl asked.

“Jake... Jake Clarke, Daughter.” Replied the father, with Somber in his voice.
by the75thpotus September 7, 2019
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