by Sporkin February 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A guy who looks like your mum fucked an old, wrinkly unicorn and had babies. David is a motherfucker who doesn't take any shit unless its from a legal sewage centre. Also has a massive butthole
by YESMYPSEUDONYM June 30, 2018
Get the Davidmug. The most annoying human being there can be in the planet Earth, he will backstab you and hold grudges against you for no fucking reason. He can’t get girls from how ugly he is and has the worst sense of humour and style.
“Ayo Nigerian Buddy 101 did you see david today?, because I wanna bash his head in from how much he annoyed me yesterday”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
“Yes he tried to make a joke to me but he no funny he very sucky with the ugly style”
by I know a annoying Samuel irl December 28, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A guy who really likes bbws and lizzo he is also really ugly and can only get fat people women or men he takes it or leaves it he is really unfunny and has a small dick usually has ugly curly hair that looks like pubes and is the gay best friend he likes dogs in different ways than usual and tells his mom to suck his dick
by Bigboydavid23132 February 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug. David cheats on his own girlfriend and hugs other women. He is a jackass. he is fracking crazy and harasses is girlfriend. he is also a huge perv and trys to show off
David is very cruel
by David Kayeye November 5, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Sporkin February 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A tall ass giant who is too fucking loud when he plays his fucking instrument that fucks james in the ass
David is a bitch
by Koolkidsklan February 15, 2020
Get the Davidmug.