Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
Get the Dietary Cultmug. A group of people who believe in something or someone. It can be good, bad, but usually, cults are weird. They celebrate in questionable ways.
Jones: Wow that was a fun party!
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
Oli: Party?
Jones: We celebrated by going to church, spitting in our hats and dancing on 1 leg!!
Oli: Isn't that some.. cult?
Jones: Uh oh..
by _xxUrban_Writerxx_ October 21, 2020
Get the Cultmug. by useyourrealnameyoushould November 7, 2022
Get the cultmug. The Babbit cult is a Minecraft cult that is if you put on a bunny mask you can be in the cult. The Babbits were made by a friend group of teenagers although they are young they are smarter and faster then you.
by Lexi_101911 July 23, 2021
Get the The Babbit Cultmug. Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
by BASSWORLDBILLIONARE October 29, 2023
Get the Singles Cult!mug. Me: That guy is a huge gamer.
Friend: He's a cult-gamer; he only plays certain franchises and genres. He doesn't have a PC, and he never plays online.
Friend: He's a cult-gamer; he only plays certain franchises and genres. He doesn't have a PC, and he never plays online.
by Snakeomeadow July 4, 2024
Get the Cult-Gamermug. The word that edgey emo teens use to describe their club. In reality the club is just talking about anime.
Chad: wanna join my cult
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here
Lizzy: what do you do
Chad: stuff
*at the "cult"*
Chad: David have you seen the new Naruto episode
David: yeah it was so good
Lizzy: wtf am I doing here
by Gaylord_xxx June 19, 2020
Get the Cultmug.