Bird Index

When a male is faced with the question of the average rating (out of 10) of as many females he can see at a certain location or a given time.

The index is calculated = number of females / total score

GM: What's the bird index like down there?

Matt: Ow, its a solid 7.

(meaning the average rating out of 10 of all available females seen at one time is 7)

by gmach April 3, 2012

The bird is poppin

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

Nehme Bird

A rare species of bird commonly found at High School Track meets and spanish Lip Syncs.

Dude, check out that Nehme bird.

by Chizzle for hizzle October 27, 2010

Blood Birds

The Soviet Union’s special forces unit that tracked, hunted and slaughtered the remaining Nazis camped out in Europe.

A group of Nazis were camped out in a rural town in France but the Blood Birds took them out.

by International Russian Spy April 6, 2019

genital birds

Genital herpes.

Thinking that birds flying around your genitals

You have genital birds?
WHAT?
means you have herpes..

by YOITTIT February 5, 2010