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conditioneral gift

Refers to a bottle of Alberto VO5 dat you give someone wif da stipulation dat dey actually use it on their hair.
If you give a gal a bottle of post-shampooing hair-tonic, I think it is generally implied and understood dat said bottle is a "conditioneral gift" --- i.e., she is sposta actually apply it to her scalp during her showers, not just set it aside and let it gather dust.
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
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Wineas Gift

A word used to gaslight people into searching up the Wineas Gift. This makes them rethink their life. This word used with a big group of people so you can hit multi gaslight M.O.A.B
Should we get (Insert Name) a Wineas gift.

What is a winas gift.

You should look it up then its spell with one S.
Bruh what the F*ck did I just get Gaslighted.
by nV Trixx September 20, 2025
mugGet the Wineas Giftmug.

Gifted Instructor

Teacher in school that is usually the most negligent and dumb. He/She is the dumbest teacher in the building, teaching the smartest kids in the school... Therefore a gifted instructor is an oxymoron...

Teacher who's room is usually a free-for-all with students using Ipads to get on porn and the only thing not making it a circus is a peanut vendor and a clown.... Oh wait, the clown is the gifted instructor.
What did you do in gifted class today? Watched tranny porn and jacked off on the Ipad screen, kapooyah!

How much did you learn in your gifted class this year? Nothing.....

Kyle: Jace is a great gifted instructor...

Rich: What are you retarded?

Rich: What do you want to be when you grow up Scotty?
Scotty: I want to be a gifted instructor!
Rich: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Scotty: It is better than being a reading teacher!
Rich: Good Point!
Eric: GYM BIATCHES!
by Kapooyah! May 4, 2013
mugGet the Gifted Instructormug.

Random gift for your girlfriend day

This is a day where you give your girlfriend a gift. Generally, should be during the month of February (excluding Valentine’s Day). Gift should be $50+!
Omg babe! It’s random gift for your girlfriend day! I hope you buy me that isopod plushie :3
by simplzplzur February 26, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Angel, The Life Of Gift<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Angel, The Life Of Gift<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Zunilda, Give Me, Angel, The Life Of Gift<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Gift

Most amazing guy you'll ever meet. They're caring, they have an amazing personality and most of all they're hot.
"Whose they fine looking person"
Oh yah it's probably Gift"
by Dorkypeeps November 23, 2021
mugGet the Giftmug.

Wineas Gift

A word used to gaslight people into searching up the Wineas Gift. This makes them rethink their life. This word used with a big group of people so you can hit multi gaslight M.O.A.B
Should we get (Insert Name) a Wineas gift.

What is a winas gift.

You should look it up then its spell with one S.
Bruh what the F*ck did I just get Gaslighted.
by nV Trixx September 20, 2025
mugGet the Wineas Giftmug.

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