Windows ME

The worst OS ever in the past 5 years. Even Apple II was more stable. Please, WinME users, do yourselves a favor and get Windows 2000 Professional

Hello, I--*crash*

by dj gs68 July 7, 2003

me and you

You and I. Be grammatically correct.

It means "involving the both of us"

You and I went to a strip club yesterday. Not me and you. You and I.

by Need4speedboss December 19, 2014

Lay it on me

Confess your troubles to me. Let out whatever is bothering you.

Person 1: Dude I need to tell you something serious!
Person 2: It’s all good, lay it on me.

by Kalarus January 1, 2016

me asf

a phrase that fucking dumbasses use because they don’t know how to use asf in a sentence.

poc person: "anyone got a pencil?"
some white bitch: "me asf bestie‼️"
poc person: "fucking dumbass bitch"

by chuusouljaontt April 28, 2021

me nigga

When some fuck boy comes over to you and asked if anyone told you that you look like Beyonce and you say your name and they ask who that is so you respond with "me nigga"

Fuck boi: has anyone told you that you look like Beyonce
Shalissa: nah they usually say I look like shalissa.
Fuck boi: who's that
Shalissa: me nigga

by Shit ass stinkhole January 16, 2018

Drag me

An intense form of "Read Me". To talk about a person with utter accuracy and shade, but not really shade because it is all true. Used originally by Black, gay men, and then broadly used across Twitter to reply to tweets that seemed to be directed to the reader. It's acknowledging the shade was perfect against one's own person and having no response to it.

Imagine a person in a fight being dragged by her braids, edges all askew, wig on the ground, because someone's insult hit them square in the chest.

Similar in tone to "read me", "fight me" or "@ me next time."

"Well you know I'm very rich."
"Honey, where are the riches? In your preowned, base model Jaguar or in the house you had to file bankruptcy to keep?"
"OMG Bitch drag me!"

"Women have no trouble responding to 'nice guys' when they're hungry."
Girl why is this tweet dragging me?!

by HeIsSoShady October 13, 2020

Apocalypse me

Having sex that's hot, sweaty, dirty, and entirely without consequence..as if the world was coming to an end.

That chick from the gym is so fucking hot, I wish she'd just throw me on the locker room floor and apocalypse me like there's no tomorrow!

by CharlieSheenWINNING March 22, 2011