Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by anonymous March 6, 2022

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Ted

(noun) A somewhat mischievous or impish child with the cutest smile in existence. 10/10 fantastic to watch during church 😍

Wow, look at that child's antics during church. He's such a Ted. If it weren't for his smile...

by Luconious Maximus August 28, 2021

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by Schrodinger's cock pasta July 12, 2025

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Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

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An extreme fear of the name Ted, hearing the name or seeing someone with the name Ted can cause severe cases of dry lips, anemia, bleeding from the anus or a severe sexual desire to be anally penetrated leading to anal bleeding.

Ty: holy shit is that Ted?
Jack: fuck, I think my lips are getting dry
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOO, I NEED ANAL NOW
James: I think I'm shitting blood
Gavin: Wow that's so Ted-Phobic

by TedHate43 September 3, 2025

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Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED)

The unfortunate fictional label associated with people that have naturally occurring, very small, tinier than usual eyebrows. (Does not apply to alternative people that purposefully shave them for reshaping and drawing.)

Me: Look at how much actual brow I have left…

You: I see, and you know what… even with your skinny eyebrows, you look great!

Me: Well hey, don’t worry. It’s on purpose! I don’t have Tiny Eyebrow Disease (TED) or something.

by defs4dayz November 21, 2025

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