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Ted Strudel

When a woman urinates post coital whilst the man's penis is still inside her vagina.
I've had a few girls give me a Ted Strudel instead of getting up to go to the bathroom... Didn't hate it.
by Djijn July 23, 2021
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The Kris-Ted effect

When two guys go out for a fun night, don’t objectify women, meet a lot of people, and in the process of not being assholes, they get drinks bought for them.
Dude, last night I saved so much money because the Kris-Ted effect
by Kj7770 November 21, 2023
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Ted King as Senator Bartlett

Ted King's taking on the role of Senator Bartlett, from soap operas to political dramas, he's ruling the screen.
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing that Senator in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: That's Ted King as Senator Bartlett, man, from soaps to the senate!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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ted

Ted is just the coolest man ever. He is the type of person to put amongus memes on a school assignment. Everyone loves ted. except for some people.
Person 1: where is ted
Ted: Im here bb
by Stabbingcheetah87 May 31, 2022
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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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ted out

to break weak, blab your mouth, spill it, tell the business of others, snitch
You better not ted out on me and get me in trouble
by reeseehood February 13, 2020
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Ted 2

TED 2
TED 2
by Xarbifiqlah May 9, 2024
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