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Teabag Escapading

The art of teabag escapading consists of variations of several outdoor sports adpated to be played indoors with limited equipment. Essentially, a freshly squeezed teabag(preferable of the herbal variety as they do not stain)is tied tightly and is used as the primary piece of equipment for the various activities.

* Kitchen Teabagging: This form involves throwing the teabag into the kitchen sink from various locations around the kitchen basketball style. The splashback/wall may be used as a back board and shots can be made from a sitting or standing position. If the teabag is successfully thrown into the sink it's one point. This game can be played with 2 or more players

* Cricket Teabagging: This form involves using a teabag as the ball and a dessert spoon as the bat. You can use a cup as the wicket. If the bag is hit off the table on the full it's 6 points, if it reaches the edge of the table it's 4 points. If someone catches the teabag you're out, if the teabag hits the wicket you're out. This game can be played with 2 or more players.

* Clown Teabagging: This form involves one person opening their mouth and moving their head side to side while the other person aims to throw the teabag into the open mouth. This game can be played with two or more players.
Miffy: I'm so bored tonight
Fred: Feel like little Teabag Escapading?
Miffy: Bring it on!
by the Token Redhead March 7, 2011
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Teabag

A term for someone who is used once, and then discarded of.
Damn Kristela, I heard he only spoke to you cause you had a nice ride?

Your such a teabag!
by Dishwasherbatman June 18, 2011
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Teavag

The female equivalent of a teabag; the act of teavagging, to teavag.

When a female squats over the face inserting the labia into the mouth performing an up and down dunking motion usually while the recipient is sleeping.
My girlfriend gave her friend a teavag when she passed out at a party.
by Mittshat August 13, 2012
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Soggy teabag

when someone gives one with a dick a blowjob whilst they piss in their mouth.
person 1: ugh, my new boyfriend has a thing for ‘soggy teabags’

person 2: DROP THAT CUNT
by gotchu ethne February 28, 2018
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boob teabag

When a woman touches her breast to a man or woman's stationary head, back of hand, elbow, or other appendage.
"Whoa, Grace, you're kinda boob teabagging Mike's head."
by GZhang July 1, 2008
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Teabag

Someone with many freckles, or emulates the behaviour of Jamie Daniels.
Jamie Daniels is a teabag
TEABAG!!!!!
by Jabba October 20, 2004
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Teabag

Used as a disparaging term for someone who you have just owned while playing a video game or just someone you hate.
Brian: Whats up Teabag?
Criznap: ... :(
by ~BMF~ December 28, 2005
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