Taint Burger

A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.

"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"

by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011

quaint taint

Complimentary word that is slang for a female's lower-body genitalia

Christine certainly has a quaint taint!

by Fuzzy Archer November 8, 2009

taint saw

The taint saw is when you make a fist and stick your thumb in the air while making engine sounds. To taint saw another person your run up sneakily while making the engine sounds and jab your thumb into their taint and move it around very rapidly then yell taint saw.

Someone yelling" (insert your state,hometown,etc) taint saw massacre"
Example: Pennsylvania taint saw massacre

by big willy mcClain May 8, 2006

taint milking

To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.

getting some ass. taint milking

by markness monster March 8, 2014

Taint Mullet

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!

I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.

by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

Taint Waste

The thick beads of perspiration that form on the pubic hair between the scrodum and the anus.

Luke: Ugh, Weaver. I've got some bad ass taint waste. My boxers are sticking to my gooch. I need to soak that gunk up in toilet paper.

by Luke Maynard September 15, 2006

taint gravel

a combination of pussy butter and ass juice that happens to look alot like grits.

or the smell of both together.

dam that guys breath smells like taint gravel.

that bitches twat reminded me of taint gravel.

by azcaag June 19, 2008