Turn table

A sexual manuaver: Where you constantly switching between cowgirl and reverse cowgirl in one direction either clockwise or anti clock wise.

Last night I had this girl ontop like a Turn table. I spun her like record remix on my penis.

by DrBrodan January 17, 2011

table fucker

a person who does something that is unforgivable and really jerk-like.

He cheated on you? What a table fucker

by beautifulstranger January 13, 2006

Dancing on tables

Any public expression or display of queerness. E.g. going out in drag, wearing pride merch, men wearing makeup etc.

He was dancing on tables so that everyone knew the real him and men might approach him in the club.

by Ren001 July 3, 2021

Table 7

A term used for a table in a restaurant that is above 6 while still being below 8 and is the reason why I declared war on the native hippos of antartica after they didn’t give nachos because “7 is an unlucky number” buncha frickin idiots.

“Table 7 is unlucky”
Yeah sure bud

by Reginald Glocksonion May 19, 2022

Get on that table

When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.

*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"

*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"

by oneangryanarchist April 7, 2011

table tugger

A hand job under the table while in a restaurant or some other public place.

I saw this creepy video on fapdu.com of a guy getting a table tugger at different McDonald's.

by badmediSIN January 22, 2013

table tap

A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.

Hey there are a ton of us here tonight and we got a table, let's just get a table tap.

by bostonmark May 3, 2007