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Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.
The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.
by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010
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Twitter Nap

to "nap" with a warm, comfy blanket and not to sleep but instead, tweet.
I'm tired, but I only have a couple hours til work so I'll just take a twitter nap.
by brenjadeb August 18, 2012
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watervessell on twitter

watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!
"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"
by poggerspog November 2, 2020
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twitter mark

a person who goes crazy for no reason. ex: KROEOABSBSLEWOWJKSJSSJSJS YOU GUYS ARE SO SO SO CITE
"MAAAUAIAOAPAPAPAPS I MISS YOUUUUUUUU SLAYYYY KWEEN"
"Holy shit she is a Twitter mark."
by ErickRowan June 7, 2018
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twitter ego

Sense of pride resulting from having a lot of twitter followers
by joboon April 30, 2015
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twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013
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twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.
"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."
by MsMello September 27, 2014
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