Thunder Thighs

to have thighs that you have to buy pants 4 sizes too big just to get ur fat ass thighs in.

god, erin brady had fat ass thunder thighs

by Jess January 14, 2004

meaty thighs

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009

Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky

A high-end reach around at a steakhouse.

I just took my girl to Ruth’s Chris and she gave me a Hoighty Toighty Herky Jerky at the bar while we waited for our seats.

by Puddy's 8 Ball Jacket August 31, 2018

thigh ivy

when you pubic hair grows onto a persons thigh

i was going down on this girl, and something was tickling my ear, and i looked lover and she had fucking thigh ivy man!

by sheitsonn August 22, 2010

Thighphoon

When your partner has you in a headlock with their thighs then farts and pees on your head.

His hair was a mess after she gave him a thighphoon.

by Sea Lawyer January 28, 2018

thigh goblin

a cannibalistic demon that eats children

the thigh goblins are coming!!!!!!! run!!! hide!!!!!

by penis headed goat November 8, 2019

kebab thigh

A medical condition suffered by overweight (Chavettes)/(Miwfs) where their thighs start to resemble the old English delicacy (Donar Kebab) usually caused by eating too many of them they are normally found adorned in (lycra leggings) and seen on TV show's like (You Are What You Eat).

(Tracy's) fag shot from her gob and she let out an expletive, it was due to the static shock she recieved from her kebab thighs rubbing together.

by Rob St Evenage March 5, 2008