Flat Tired

So tired ,exhausted , finished , doomed ,

after i fucked that fat bitch , i'm flat tired that i can't breath

by DrScavenger March 26, 2008

Corona-tired-dick

Can’t get off because of coronavirus exhaustion

This 24-hour medical news cycle, has me in a slump in bed: corona-tired-dick

by RobYYZ March 05, 2020

Tire Loving Fag

Person Who has a fetish or obsession with tires.

"Dad what are you looking at?"
"Im looking at tires boy, shut up"
"Do we even need tires Dad?"
"No!"
"Then y are you looking at them?"
"Because im a fucking Tire Loving Fag. Thats why"

by Smithers john February 01, 2009

Wet Dirty Tire

Peeing on a girl's ass fresh after an unwiped shit

I had sheila come over last night for a bit of a wet dirty tire, hell of a mess.

by Durk Van Derp January 27, 2021

Kick the tires and light the fires

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).

A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

by bocin January 20, 2013

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.

Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

by MIZZLER May 05, 2022

letting air out of the tire

When you think you have to take a shit, only to sit on the toilet and just fart, without actually shitting.

"Dude, I totally thought I had to take a shit, but I only ended up letting air out of the tire."

by OptiPrime February 07, 2007