Crimson Tide

An incest driven Alabama university named after a woman's period

It's that time of the month again, get ready for the Crimson Tide

by issa mystery September 18, 2018

Clam Diggin on Red Tide

Fisting a woman who is having her period

Theres nothin more fun than clam diggin on red tide.

by -{kIng}of[the]jewZ= July 25, 2011

four flat tires

For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.

Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.

Alright - just make sure you use protection.

by newsedition November 14, 2013

Tiesto Drunk

A state of absolute inebriation from the effects of alcohol. Stumbling and mumbling are just two characteristics of this state. Losing one's friends in a crowded place and having no recollection of where you are, how you got there or how you're getting home as you wander aimlessly in search of lord knows what also characterize this drunken state. Being ‘Tiesto Drunk’ makes one wish they were dead instead of this drunk, but is not to the potentially fatal point of having alcohol poisoning.

I have no recollection of the night I was'Tiesto Drunk' at the club. What a waste of money!

by Brandon January 4, 2005

Tidus

Tidus is the Main Icon of fanboys hatred toward this poor but sexy character, originated in FFX. why do fanboys loathe him so much? Well the answer is simple.They want to get into yuna's pants...or in this case dress?
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Male Fan Boy: "Tidus...He looks like a bitch, he walks like a bitch, he whines like a bitch, he sounds like a bitch"

(Does that sound like a compelling argument..?
You decide.)

by Sergei Volkova January 17, 2008

Mud Tires

A condom specifically saved or used for anal sex.

A man is having sex with a girl and she asks him to put it in her ass. His response "i'm sorry i don't have my mud tires with me." You cant go playing in the mud with bald tires.

by BDouts December 16, 2008

High Tide

When you take a massive shit and clogg the toilet and the water is above normal level.

The upstairs bathroom is in high tide so use the downstairs one.

by Abu Stalin March 24, 2005