Road gummies

When getting road head from a senior citizen, with no teeth!

"Cayley's grandma gave me road gummies on the way home from Thanksgiving
Dear Lord; should just call her hoover! not granny she's still got it at her old age! "

by stevetotheo June 20, 2018

The Whiskey Road

The back roads one takes after a long night of drinking at the bar in order to reduce one's chance of an encounter with the police.

I don't need a DUI tonight. Better take the whiskey road home.

by Smoking Bitch Magnet January 11, 2008

Cuntry road

A vagina that is narrow and often requires frequent reversing when there are multiple vehicles attempting transit.

John had to take the muddy back road as there was heavy congestion on his usual Cuntry road.

by barryballbags May 31, 2022

down the road

A phrase, often used in rural dialect, that lets people know your not from the city but from a suburban or rural area relative to your current urban location.

I was born in Atlanta but raised down the road.

by WhoGotTheKeys September 17, 2020

Road train

Hard-core threesome with three blokes and the middle man giving the front man a reach around during this vile sex act.

Hey Jimmy how about a road train. No Barry you hurt my ass last time and I pulled my wrist.

by KFC FOR LIFE!!! July 7, 2021

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

road slug

n. The driver in front of you who is driving ten miles under the speed limit

Sorry I'm late for work, I kept running into road slugs on the way here.

by Liz Silva July 22, 2011