Kevin

A boy who is retarded and maybe smart

Kevin made an a in his test

by EnterTermsHere April 28, 2017

Kevin

Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!

Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!

by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a slang term used as an antagonistic male character in memes. "Kevin" is generally characterized as an irritating, entitled man, who thinks he's perfect and feels the need to state his opinion on everything.

Instructor at a yoga class: Ok let's end with some gentle stretching.

Kevin: *starts doing acrobatics*
You: Calm down Kevin this is the fucking cool down

by kevinsux123__ March 6, 2019

Kevin

A pretty fucking gay name if you ask me

Kyle: I know you took my juul brah
Kevin: Nahh man it was Jordan dude I swear brah

by GermanDidNothingWrongInWW1 May 22, 2019

Kevin

Kevin's are in simplest terms the greatest people you could ever meet. He is so sweet and it's impossible to be mad at him even when he does dumb shit at times(like dump a box of colored pencils on his head). Kevin's have a great sense of humor and can make you laugh at the dumbest things. He DOES have a brain and no matter what he says is extremely smart and creative. Kevin's for some reason think its fun to snort smarties and refer to them as "snorties". He likes getting slapped for no reason even if you don't want to do it he claims it makes him "slappy happy". Kevin's tend to be extremely tall and if you are short they will make fun of you for it.Before you know it you'll find yourself falling for Kevin and everytime you so much as think about them you'll feel something strange inside your chest that wasn't there before. Kevin will end up meaning more to you than you could ever think hold them close and don't let go.

Person one-"Hey wheres Kevin?"
Me- "Probably snorting smarties somewhere."
Person one- "He seems weird."
Me- "Maybe but he's mine."

by Idontfuckingknowitsmidnight December 2, 2018

kevin

the one that has sex under the table during the day

wife: hey you want to kevin
husband: YES!!!!!!

by sexygaymanlover February 6, 2019

kevin

anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.

guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag

by scant alpaca August 17, 2018