Taint Mullet

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!

I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.

by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

taint milking

To milk the taint you will need to insert your index finger deep inside a hot chick's cunt and your thumb deep inside her asshole. When insertion is complete, pinch finger and thumb together tightly and aggressively pull in and out.

getting some ass. taint milking

by markness monster March 8, 2014

Taint Waste

The thick beads of perspiration that form on the pubic hair between the scrodum and the anus.

Luke: Ugh, Weaver. I've got some bad ass taint waste. My boxers are sticking to my gooch. I need to soak that gunk up in toilet paper.

by Luke Maynard September 15, 2006

taint gravel

a combination of pussy butter and ass juice that happens to look alot like grits.

or the smell of both together.

dam that guys breath smells like taint gravel.

that bitches twat reminded me of taint gravel.

by azcaag June 19, 2008

Taint Misbehavin'

The act of eating one's asshole from the sixty-nine position whilst driving an automobile. May also be referred to as The Brown Derby.

On the way to grandma's house Amy and I were involved in an auto accident. When asked for our statement by the officer, Amy calmly explained that we were Taint Misbehavin'. We were not cited for causing the accident.

by Schlac Daddy September 24, 2006

Ghetto Taint

The smell of a person coming from unwashed body and/or recycled clothing; esp. that of a young African-American male.

man, El Norris got dat ghetto taint... he ain't gonna git none from her!

by Frank Discussion September 21, 2006

taint shot

when a man shoots his girlfriend (or boyfriend) in the taint after pulling out after sex.

he totally got his girl with a taint shot.

by Chrissy Some April 10, 2008