Rubbing the Smurf

Vigorous stimulation of the pope's mushroom. AKA doing the totem pole.

Jim was feeling antsy and his girlfriend was out of town so he resorted to rubbing the smurf

by Smurfman11 September 2, 2010

smurf fucker

one who fucks smurfs

I fuck smerfs, therefore I am a smurf fucker.

by Paul March 10, 2003

Smurf diving

Drinking an audios, in turn, causing your tongue to be stained blue, as though you've been eating smurf pussy for 10 hours.

"alex drank 8 audios motherfuckers, niggaz smurf diving again"

by rob$ October 18, 2008

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 1, 2003

Smurf turd

A slang term for the blue football shaped 1 Mg Alparzolam (Xanax) Tablets

Hey man do you know where I can grab some smurf turds? I'm trying to gets swayzed!

by SuburbanShaman April 22, 2011

smurf berries

see Blue balls; refers to The smurfs cartoon, in which, a village is populated entirely by male mythical blue creatures,with the exception of one female.

As soon as my sister realized it was me, she pushed me offf her. Now i have smurf berries.

by sinpunk May 6, 2011

pink smurf

Pink smurf is a canadian bong.

see poo snooters}

Brian: Hey dude try a hit on this pink smurff!!
Jake: *hits on pink smurf*
Jake:"im so high i dont know what im doing?"
Brian: "Oh no!"
Jake: *blows head off with shotgun*

by lovetofly94 March 4, 2005