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toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.
"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.
by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016
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Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...
Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."
by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015
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Rule of Pouting

If one person pouts, then a person in an opposing party who becomes compelled to do the same, pouts in retaliation.This process continues and is carried out until a victor is crowned for having out-pouted the other party,
calling for the losing party to woefully accept defeat and then lay at the merciful hands of the winning party.
In turn, this strong and newly crowned winning party is given the power to rule over the weak losing party.
Which allows ones deepest and darkest wishes to be obligingly carried out by the losing party.This creates a paradox within the universe where ultimate rule can be achieved.
*POOOOUT*
"YOU CAN'T POUT BACK ZACHNATION."
"IF JUSTIN BEIBIER IS ALLOWED TO SING, I CAN SURE AS HECK POUT. PLUS,It is part of the Rule of Pouting."
by spaceman3399 February 3, 2012
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Rule-G

The "GO" rule States "if the person Ahead of you Goes,then You can Go Yourself".
Of course I noticed that the Traffic-Light had been Red a long Time before he ran it.He went,so I went.Rule-G,Yo.
by Waboa February 10, 2009
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Rule-H

Rule-H,Of course the Truth can Hurt.Truth is like a baseball.Get hit in the head or a soft-spot it can hurt like hell.But if you Spit all over it,and Knuckle-Ball it,It can be Funny as hell.
by Waboa February 6, 2009
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rule 899

According to rule 93.3, rule 899 is rule 93. Unfortunately, this too is unknown.
Rule 699 says that rule 700 is rule 93. Maybe try that instead of rule 899?
by sp02 March 15, 2019
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4am Rule

If a sus thing is said between 4-5 am its not gay as its too late to be considered gay
Guy 1: Damn im tryna eat some ass today
Guy 2: bro thats gay
Guy 1: its not its 4am the 4am Rule counts
by 9+10=2111 November 11, 2020
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