Egghead Mason

This bitch’s head is shaped like an egg. He facetimes you a shit ton and plays Madden a lot. However, he gives you his complete attention (when he feels like it) and he radiates a shit ton of crackhead energy. This bitch isn’t afraid of calling someone out and snitching on someone because they’re hurting his friend. Pick a fight with him, you’re gonna fucking lose.

Egghead Mason is such a bitch but he’s the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet.

by clarize March 19, 2020

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Mason Cox

Basic frat boy that goes to Carrboro High School. Plays lax, gets bitties, and is best friends with JP. Brother of Mackenzie Cox, the baddest girl that has ever gone to CHS.

Senior: Hey, Mason Cox, are you Mack Cox's brother?

Mason Cox: Yeah.

Senior: Damn! She got that FAT booty

Mason Cox: Aye dats fax! SMH my head. U better be cappin!

by The Real Aidan Mosteller April 17, 2019

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mason pickering

A true G. Super athletic and sexy. Absolutely merks kids in Fortnite.

“Man, I wish I was as good at life as mason pickering!”

by Sexy Instagram model May 21, 2018

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Pulling a Mason

Pulling a Mason is when you lie lots.

Stop Pulling a Mason, we know you’re lying!

by YungPedroThrNegroe August 22, 2019

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mason goode

The most coolest in the school. Some might even say 2 kool 4 skool. If you run into one be sure to say Yoyo to remind everyone that’s he’s the most bestest if he didn’t already say.

Homie G: Yoyo how’s it go
Mason Goode: Yoyo what’s popin homie G. I’m too cool 4 skool.

Their the coolest

by anonymous November 26, 2021

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