by Hrrry February 04, 2022
Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.
Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.
Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.
by The Mustard King September 04, 2011
when a bloke opens his anal cavity and lets out stink air (fart) followed by a huge announcement of making mustard in his pants.
oh man i just saw elias walking down the street and he was TOTALLY making mustard when we made eye contact!
by mcdih April 21, 2025
The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
by DANK YAMS March 24, 2023
When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
by Yahyheeet January 08, 2020