Rub it on your chest

When someone says something that you don’t care to hear or nobody gives a shit about…
(Especially within a group of friends, acquaintances, etc.)

Example 1

Person One: Bro, I got this new phone that…

Person Two: No way! Rub it on your chest.

Example 2

Person One: We went out to eat last night, and holy shit I had the best tacos I’ve ever had in my life!

Person Two: Really? Those sound amazing! Were there any leftovers?

Person One: Yes! I brought one home for lunch today.

Person Two: That’s what’s up! You know what you could do right…..? Rub it on your fucking chest I don’t care about what you ate for dinner last night.

by Bauls McLongcack May 9, 2023

chest sag

Another word for boobs, breasts, milk makers, melons, puppies, the twins, jugs, jiggly bigglies, bosom, knockers, etc...

Chad: “Duuuude, did you see Mrs. Snortbilly’s chest sag yesterday?!”

Jonny: “Bro that’s my mom!”

Chad: “So what? She has a radical rack”

Jonny: “Yeah man, you right”

by Who finna bink my boink? September 29, 2018

Vampiric Chest Press

A Vampiric Chest Press is a variation of the Chest Press exercise commonly found in gyms.
The Vampiric Chest Press is done like a regular Chest Press, while everything is upside down, you're stuck to the ceiling and sucking on an IV Bag like it's a bag of Capri Sun.

"Dude, you ready to finish this session with a couple of sets of Vampiric Chest Press?"
"Damn, I knew I forgot something. Gotta skip the Vampiric Chest Press today, I left my IV Bag at home."

by pakorrentalm May 8, 2024

Chest ass

Similar to face ass, or head ass.

You ugly as hell wit yo crocodile chest ass!

by Jet skis palm trees March 3, 2022

Dad chested

A female who has ether very small B cups or less

“Josh she has no chest”

“flatter than your dad”
“She dad chested”

by A typical white man November 10, 2020

fat chest

With no disrespect a hot piece of Tail with full vlumious tits :)

I was minding my business until fat chest babe walked in ..

by ba, August 9, 2022

Chest

Usually when somone says something weird or does something weird or bad others will say ‘chest’ or ‘my chest’ or ‘serious chest afterwards’ or ‘ahhhh My Chwest’
It is also used my african parents, mostly Nigerians, when their kids do somthing bad.

‘Two people roasting each other’
Person number 1: Rahh youre so ugly
Person number 2: oya, Thats why your Mom died

‘Everyone else’: Serious Chest

by Roadgyal July 9, 2018